Wednesday, August 16, 2006

*** Olmart called Feiruz for investigation and insisted to know "Where the hell is that Jisr Al Lawzieh that you sing for ? It is the last one that remains and we are unable to find it on the map !!!"

*** Hassan decided to send someone to make the negotiations with Israel...After taking too many opinions, he pointed on Haifa Wehbé.

After 15 days, Haifa came back to Lebanon Pregnant!!!

Hassan, upset, said:" We sent you there to find a solution for the current situation... but not to sleep with the enemy"

Haifa replied with a smile:"Habibi Hassan a3sabak, Israel refused all your proposals so ..............I brought you a hostage!!!!!!!!!"

2 comments:

AM said...

Haha, funny :D

Sita said...

:P